Eh?

The Sarcasmist has written a Top Ten list, akin to one read by David Letterman, which he reads each night on The Late Show.

And so, without further ado;

Top 10 Reasons the World Will End

10. God is miffed that “Better With You” was cancelled.
9. After the end of the “Oprah” show, it’s no longer worth it anyway.
8. God is tired of finding Apple’s shenanigans with product releases and pricing
7. Jesus is sick of having his thunder stolen by Charlie Sheen.
6. Google is about to launch a virtual world to replace the real one.
5. Hollywood (having run out of ideas) funds the Rapture, Morgan Freeman to narrate.
4. That Global Warming thing was real.
3. Canada’s silent angst finally results in WWIII.
2. It’s the only way Larry King will die.

And the number one reason the world will end tomorrow...

1. Pluto’s Revenge (Who’s not a planet now?)

Feel better now?
I'm gonna watch a zombie movie and await their arrival.
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