I noticed the 'other day'... Loblaws (notice the
s) had on sale their Signature Presidents Choice Decadent Chocolate Chip Cookie (See image on the right... for a taste) for $2.99.
So of course I grabbed a bag.
For me, keeping chocolate, ice cream... or chocolate ice cream (
my Signature being Haagen Dazs...
any flavour really, but Haagen Dazs) around my place isn't the wisest of things. Not that I'd go loco on it (well... I might), just that I've found it better/healthier to go out and buy something if I want to satisfy that 'craving."
It's worked out well.
At
any rate... I, uh... opened the bag 'as soon' as I got in, and immediately was taken aback!
Something was clearly amiss.
The Presidents Choice Decadent Chocolate Chip Cookie was now (for a man the size of me), shrunk... to bite-size proportions.
The Presidents Choice Decadent Chocolate Chip Cookie was now a decadent only in name.
It was now a lower case cookie.
A decadent... chocolate chip cookie, but a small one now.
This
imposter was in its stead.
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Pythons famous Dead Parrot sketch |
It has expired and gone to see it's maker!
This... is an ex-cookie!
First Timmy's and now this!
Our Canadian institutions are under attack by mediocrity!
We've lost our cookie... and are about to lose our coffee.
As a native Torontonian I am accustomed (somewhat) to this. I mean no one has seen our hockey team in years.
Peace...
For me that's a damn shame.
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